Cafecalli

CRYPTO ROAST REBELLION

Fueling The Crypto Revolution

Featured Rebellion Roast

Satoshi's Brew Limited Edition Coffee Bag
LIMITED EDITION

Satoshi's Brew

Fuel your HODL with a roast as bold as Bitcoin.

This limited-edition blend combines Ethiopian Yirgacheffe with Colombian beans for a complex profile that's as unpredictable as the crypto market.

Notes of dark chocolate, blackberry, and a hint of citrus create a perfectly balanced cup that will keep you alert through the longest trading sessions.

Crypto Discount

Use code HODLBEANS for 10% off

Rebel Roasts

No KYC Roast

No KYC Roast

Just pure flavor, no questions asked. A medium roast with notes of caramel and almond.

$19.99

Blockchain Blend

Blockchain Blend

A complex chain of flavors that builds with every sip. Dark roast with chocolate undertones.

$21.99

FOMO Fuel

FOMO Fuel

Ride the pump with our highest-caffeine blend. Don't miss out on this limited supply roast that'll keep you trading 24/7.

$23.99

About the Rebellion

Coffee plantation at sunset with ripe coffee cherries
Cyberpunk-style coffee roasting room with neon lighting
Crypto trader enjoying Cafecalli coffee while trading

No middlemen, just coffee from roaster to rebel.

Cafecalli - Small-batch, big attitude. Crafting coffee for the crypto crew.

We started as a small operation in a garage, much like the early days of Bitcoin. Our mission was simple: create exceptional coffee without the corporate overhead and middlemen that dilute quality and inflate prices.

Each batch is hand-roasted and monitored with the same attention to detail that you'd use to manage your crypto portfolio. We source directly from farmers, creating a transparent supply chain that rewards quality and cuts out unnecessary intermediaries.

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Rebel Tweets

cryptohodler

cryptohodler

@hodl4life

2h ago

Just tried @CafeCalliRoasters Satoshi's Brew and it's keeping me awake through this bull run! #CryptoRoastRebellion

BlockchainBarista

BlockchainBarista

@chainbeans

5h ago

No KYC Roast is my daily driver now. Perfect balance, just like my portfolio (was, before the dip 😅) #CryptoRoastRebellion

satoshisister

satoshisister

@btcqueen

1d ago

The HODLBEANS discount is legit! Stacking sats and coffee beans for the winter. Thanks @CafeCalliRoasters #CryptoRoastRebellion

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