Rebel Roasts
Our small-batch coffee blends are crafted for the crypto community. Bold flavors for bold thinkers.
Satoshi's Brew
FLAGSHIPFuel your HODL with a roast as bold as Bitcoin.
This limited-edition blend combines Ethiopian Yirgacheffe with Colombian beans for a complex profile that's as unpredictable as the crypto market.
Notes of dark chocolate, blackberry, and a hint of citrus create a perfectly balanced cup that will keep you alert through the longest trading sessions.
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All Roasts
No KYC Roast
Just pure flavor, no questions asked. A medium roast with notes of caramel and almond.
$19.99
Blockchain Blend
A complex chain of flavors that builds with every sip. Dark roast with chocolate undertones.
$21.99
FOMO Fuel
Ride the pump with our highest-caffeine blend. Don't miss out on this limited supply roast that'll keep you trading 24/7.
$23.99
Diamond Hands Dark Roast/Espresso Blend
Hold onto this rich, full-bodied roast through all market conditions. Notes of dark chocolate and cherry.
$22.99
Altcoin Arabica
A lighter alternative with surprising complexity. Floral notes with a honey sweetness.
$20.99
Proof of Stake Peaberry
Rare peaberry beans with a unique flavor profile. Earthy with hints of tropical fruit.
$25.99
Cold Storage Cold Brew
Pre-packaged cold brew concentrate. Just add water or milk for a refreshing crypto companion.
$18.99
Decentralized Decaf
All the rebellion without the caffeine. Swiss water process with notes of caramel and nuts.
$19.99